mostly-funnytwittertweets:

beriliaa:

memewhore:

megamindsupremacy:

I love how we all pretend Gwen was the cool suave one in ITSV as if she didn’t introduce herself as “GwaaaaaaaGwanda. My names gwanda. It’s African.” [realizes she is the whitest person to ever white] “I’m South African! I’m from. South Africa. Haha lol.” and then proceeds to lie so horribly that the only reason Miles didn’t catch onto her shit is because he was preoccupied with grabbing her shoulder in the world’s least smooth flirting move and then ripping her hair out

ayeforscotland:

So obviously furries exist but the Tories and the British media trying to whip up a culture war frenzy about “Kids in schools identifying as cats” runs into one major problem…

Kids fucking love to wind adults up, especially those in positions of perceived authority.

Imagine sitting in class, knowing if you say something funny that it could end up on national news because your head teacher is a frothing culture war bigot.

Imagine all the other kids going along with it and backing them up.

izzy444angel:

this is me all day

inanotherunivrse:

in another universe, maybe.

wanderrghost:

I would like to share with you all some absolutely raw advice my mom gave me about my anxiety today

inneskeeper:

redactedmatopoeia:

#‘i love conflict’ is the most agent thing to have ever been said by an agent

headspace-hotel:

hater-of-terfs:

bonecouch:

deadmomjokes:

Y’all, I’m over here DYING cuz Google suggested me this article about the crisis of backyard chicken keepers– which is that they love having chickens so much that they keep getting more, and then don’t know what to do with all the eggs.

Which I can see how this would be a problem, but it’s just so funny to me because they had interviewed this one guy who started off with 3 chickens, and then kept adding more and more, and eventually started donating the eggs to a local food bank, and at the end of the year when they wrote him a tax receipt, he discovered he’d donated over 400 dozen eggs.

Seriously, it was a whole article talking very seriously about how people are so into chickens that they just keep collecting them like pokemon and then have to “scramble” (their words not mine) to get rid of the eggs, because they weren’t even thinking of egg production, they just loved having chickens.

And while I may be over here laughing a bit too hard, honestly? Big Mood.

“but without the profit motive people won’t work”

If this is you:

• Map of mutual aid groups
• Map of community fridges
• Map of little free pantries
• Map of Food Not Bombs groups

Dinosaur Anti-Capitalism

firstfullmoon:

richard siken was writing insane lines of poetry that shaped a generation of young people while yall were still reading rupi kaur. and you throw him out of the tumblr poetry tournament on the first round ? jail for tumblr ! jail for tumblr for a thousand years !

buddwyer:

sorry yeah the old webmaster of this site hanged themselves under mysterious circumstances with an ethernet cable. i’m your new host who is entirely innocent of any provable criminal wrongdoing

glitch1920:

calamity-unlocked:

were–ralph:

Sometimes twitter be hitting

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